The First Rule of Soccer

By : Coach Bigs
08 3 2006

Kids even find joy in things that annoy adults. Allen Klein 

"What's the number one rule of soccer?" I ask the six year olds assembled on the elementary school yard. It's the first day of practice and for many, the first organized practice ever. They fidget a bit, picking the grass around thier spot, each unsure of themselves. I could see a few thinking "Is this a test? No one said there would be a test!! I'm only a kindergartner, there aren't any tests in kindergarten!"

Sensing their anxiety, I try to coax them into an answer by prompting them, "I'm sure some of you have played before, and some of you have an older brother or sister who has played. So, what's the number one rule of soccer??"

Their courage is raising, I can see a few faces brighten. Then one meekly answers, "Don't use your hands". The others nod in agreement, they would have said it if she hadn't said it so quickly.

"Noooooooo!!!" I say in mock exasperation, "The number one rule of soccer is 'Don't pick your nose!!!' The number TWO rule of soccer is don't use your hands…'"

You know, I don't think I've ever had a kid forget either rule…

Author : Coach Bigs